This pie’s got pride. Say it loud, say it proud — you're nobody’s side piece. Whether you're rocking it at the holiday table or just serving festive sass all season long, this cozy crewneck makes a statement that’s as bold as it is delicious. 😏🎄
Made from a soft 50/50 cotton-poly blend, this unisex sweatshirt features air-jet spun yarn for a smooth feel and reduced pilling — because your message should be the only thing that’s extra.
Features:
🥧 Bold pie graphic with “I will never ever ever be your side piece”
🎄 Perfect for holiday parties, Friendsgiving, or casual days with a side of sass
🧶 Ultra-soft air-jet spun yarn for comfort + durability
🧵 Double-needle stitching for long-lasting wear
👕 Classic unisex fit, pre-shrunk for a perfect feel from day one
Fabric: 50% cotton, 50% polyester Weight: 8.0 oz/yd² Fit: Unisex, see size chart for exact measurements
Available in festive colors like Red, Green, Black, White, and Heather Grey.
Be sweet, be spicy, but never be a side piece. 💁♀️🥧✨
